This might be...

"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi)
04/02/2014 at 14:53 • Filed to: None

... the best thing I've ever seen on Jezebel.

It's funny because I have lived in both areas and they are both hilariously true.

The LA Bro

Uniform : Knit cap in warm weather, ironic tank top, comfortable shorts, flip flops, lazy beard, shades.
Job : Agent or something. He's friends with Zac Efron. He's on the list, okay?
Hobbies : Weekend trips to Vegas with the boys. Name dropping.
Secret shame : Barely-under-control coke problem.
Celeb brospiration : Brody Jenner

The Masshole

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DISCUSSION (19)

505Turbeaux > CAR_IS_MI
04/02/2014 at 14:56

truth. It extends to southern Maine as well... I went through a period where if I saw another sox hat I was going to start punching people

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > CAR_IS_MI
04/02/2014 at 14:57

Ask them to do something like that on a typical Norwegian, it'd be funny to see how wrong/right they'd get it :)

CAR_IS_MI > 505Turbeaux
04/02/2014 at 14:58

Yea the Masshole encompasses all of New England and some stray parts of CT and NY.

CAR_IS_MI > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/02/2014 at 14:58

Does Norway have "bros"?

505Turbeaux > CAR_IS_MI
04/02/2014 at 15:01

Kinja'd!!!

literally, right where I am from EXACTLY. I know all about it. Hence why I am a Mets fan

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > CAR_IS_MI
04/02/2014 at 15:02

Do we EVER.. But a lot of them are actually from Sweden.. heh.. But yeah, we have bros..

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux
04/02/2014 at 15:02

Secret Shame : The like the Yankees

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem
04/02/2014 at 15:03

my girlfriend does, as do my best 2 friends from up here!

CAR_IS_MI > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/02/2014 at 15:07

Then I would guess them to be closest to the "Colorado Bro"

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Uniform : Also known as "The Winter Bro," the Colorado Bro is dressed for the slopes as often as the weather and his budget permits.
Intoxicant of choice : Bales and bales of pot.
Hobbies : Skiing/snowboarding, smoking bales and bales of pot.

Celeb brospiration : Olympic skier Gus Kenworthy

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux
04/02/2014 at 15:08

I've got a friend that's a waitress. Occasionally they are allowed to wear sports stuff to work. She'll wear her Yankee gear and see a marked reduction in tips. Why does she continue to do this? IDFK.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > CAR_IS_MI
04/02/2014 at 15:13

Hehe... nah.. actually it's more like this

The Scandibro

Uniform: Whatever is the coolest thing from the fashion designers now.. Tiger of Sweden this week, Louis whatever the next.

Intoxicant of choice: Champagne or whatever is the cool thing to pour out right now, and loads of coke..

Hobbies: whatever is cool right now (but in secret he can't have a hobby as he actually works the nightshift as a dishwasher to keep up with his habits)

Celeb brospiration: Good knows, some flamboyant media favourite.

Here is a picture of a Scandibro..

Kinja'd!!!

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem
04/02/2014 at 15:14

hahahaha damn really? She must really like the yanks!

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux
04/02/2014 at 15:18

I believe she has also gotten her car keyed multiple times as it is festooned with Yankees stuff. I've never felt strongly enough about sports to understand the mentality on either side of this situation.

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem
04/02/2014 at 15:22

no not at all. Is she hot? (had to ask)

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux
04/02/2014 at 15:31

Not really but she's got a huge rack.

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem
04/02/2014 at 15:39

that counts for something. Ill take my titties stretching out any baseball team's shirt

f86sabre > CAR_IS_MI
04/02/2014 at 20:28

I look forward to them posting the female equivalents. Would hate for them to forget to check their privilege while making fun of people. M

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > CAR_IS_MI
04/03/2014 at 07:14